$$SHIT · Bullshit Telegraph
Hedera token 0.0.5719728 · $0.000000590 · +9.3% over 30 days
Bullshit Telegraph ($$SHIT) is a uncapped-supply token on Hedera, id 0.0.5719728, with 123.46M $SHIT in existence, and no mint key is set, so the supply cannot grow. It trades at $0.000000590, up 9.3% over the last 30 days on very thin volume of $0, inside a $0.000000530 to $0.000000710 band. Its pools hold $45 of liquidity, which is what a trade of any size has to move through. At that price the 123.46M $SHIT in existence are worth about $73, computed from on-chain supply rather than a figure quoted elsewhere. A one-page sample of the chain shows 32+ accounts holding it, and it is concentrated: the ten largest non-pool wallets hold about 81% of supply between them. The issuer kept no keys over this token: it cannot be minted, frozen, wiped, paused or altered by anyone. That is unusual and worth knowing.
Price, last 30 days
$0.000000530 to $0.000000710. Closing price per day from SaucerSwap, the venue this token actually trades on.
What the issuer can still do
None. No wipe, freeze, mint, pause, KYC or admin key is set, so nobody can alter your balance or the token after issuance. Most tokens do not reach this bar.
no issuer keys
The numbers
- Token id
- 0.0.5719728
- Symbol
- $$SHIT
- Name
- Bullshit Telegraph
- Total supply
- 123.46M $SHIT
- Supply type
- INFINITE — uncapped
- Decimals
- 6
- Mint key
- not set
- Holders
- 32+ (one-page sample)
- Top 10 non-pool wallets
- ~81.3% of supply
- Price
- $0.000000590
- 30-day change
- +9.3%
- 30-day range
- $0.000000530 – $0.000000710
- 30-day volume
- $0
- Pool liquidity
- $45
- Market cap
- $73 (price × on-chain supply)
- Created
- 2024-05-02
- Treasury account
- 0.0.5719594
How to read this
Every figure above was read from the Hedera mirror node and SaucerSwap when this page was generated, and each is the same number the terminal shows when you ask it yourself. Holder counts come from a single page of the balances endpoint, so a large token reads as 32+ rather than a precise total. Concentration excludes liquidity pools and the treasury, because those hold supply without anyone owning it as a position. Market cap is price multiplied by on-chain supply, not a figure quoted from a listing site.
Nothing here is written by a language model, and nothing is a prediction. Where a value could not be read it is left out rather than guessed.
Ask it yourself
These run live in the terminal, on this token:
brief 0.0.5719728 holders chart 90d price impact full quote
Also: 0.0.5719728 on HashScan · trade it on SaucerSwap · how these numbers are produced · the terminal